How to Hug A Baby

As I was reading my email, an email from one of my classmates caught my attention. It is entitled "How To Hug A Baby". Since I do have a 4 year old daughter, whom I still consider a baby, I got interested and read it right away. It was funny. Share this to all my blogger friends and visitors.

Here it goes . . .

FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW :


INSTRUCTIONS FOR HUGGING A BABY :

1. First find a baby.......

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.


**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.

4.. The 'paw slide'Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to executethe difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. !

If you don't pass this along, a dog Will come out and pee on your computer!

O O P S !

I guess you didn't send it fast enough!

See its funny isn't?! How to hug a baby instruction for DOGS! Hahahahaha. I hope you enjoy this post.